I think someone switched my coffee for Decaf....

(Based on a true story. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Oh, heck. To protect ME!)

snore. zzzzzzzzzzz. snork. zzzzz.

Oh. How long have you been there, sir? I wasn't sleeping, I was just resting my eyes. Really. What time is it? Oh, wow, I was off shift an hour ago. I'm outta here. See you this evening, sir.